Pumpkin season at IKEA

What a complete waste of a day! Went to IKEA - bought everything but the kitchen sink; Saw the runaway bride with googoo eyes having a fight with a boyfriend over a sofa color and a dozen of other couples doing just the same ... ;

We fought - Geooofff hates anything that reminds him of a flower - like three dots next to each other - or pink - or red - or anything that has the least of a feminine touch.
We will live in a pastel world of grey and white from now on.

I heard on the radio the other day that pumpkin candles accentuate sexuality ... I picked up a small candle - apparently it's excessive at the moment because "we better worry about furniture" ... Having explained the reason for the purchase Geoofffffffreeeyyy picked up a 15 kilo pumpkin candle with three wicks and supportively assured me that he is willing to search through pumpkin outfits from the Halloween costume section or turn into a pumpkin for that matter ...