Girlfriends do have fights

(it's not me on the picture .. just an illustration ;)

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Jennifer is getting on my nerves!

Why?

Well, she is selfish, hysterical and messy! And did I mention itchy?

Our friendship started off great, but since then it's been down the hill ...
Remember how excited I was about my pink bag?
Not anymoooorreeeee ...

Even though she is loyal and never actually fell off my head (thanks to the tape I secure to the top of my Gorbatchov patch) she gets crazy messy, especially at the back.
Sometimes I reach to my neck and my fingers get entwined in web of what feels like dental floss. A neglected Barbie doll has better chances of having her hair combed than Jen at this stage.

Other times I manage to forget that I have her (or she has me?) and when I come home and take off my jacket I also tear her off my head ... oh, I forget - she is NOT a hat!

So, here I am in a bathroom with a croche hook and 50 different combs and brushes trying to straighten some fake hair on a fake head stand for real life use.

The fight is not an easy one despite my executioner tactics of using scissors by the time my nerves give in.

There!

I cut her, croched her, "thinned" (thinned = viscously ripped out a bunch) and virtually raped her by the time I can easily dig the comb inside the blond locks and pull through. Is this what you call a catfight?

No, she is psyched!

Every single one of her plastic strands stands up and is charged with excitement (220 volts of electricity) - not the most fashionable hairdo these days and so nothing helps ... I give up ...

Godmother Gwen was right: She needs maintenance!
Like all friends do!

Being apart makes the heart grow fonder.
Please, let it be my case during the soon upcoming Jenless two days!